In the future we'll all be gay
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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