I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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