i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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