Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I need a beard to bite.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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