Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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