But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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