I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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