How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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