S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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