She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
