got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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