One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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