Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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