Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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