what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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