Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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