I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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