It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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