Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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