No I am not eating basil off your cock
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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