forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Drunk is a universal language darling
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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