Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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