I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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