i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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