Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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