You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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