Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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