and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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