new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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