I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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