Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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