if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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