We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Randomize
