Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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