He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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