guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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