Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i think i have two assholes
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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