i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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