Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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