Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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