Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just cut my nipple shaving
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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