i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
