yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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