We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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