Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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