there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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