i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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