I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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