first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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