the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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Do I have a choice?
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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