Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize