Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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