I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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