My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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