We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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