i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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